I think one of the worst things about ads on YouTube & Twitch is they're so fuckin' rude.

No transition at all, just a mid-sentence interruption abruptly into some bullshit. How is this at all worth buying as ad time? Sets me immediately into disfavor toward the advertiser.

And, like, often the ads kick in when I've barely gotten a sense for what the video or stream creator is doing. Maybe I'm flipping between streams and they just kick me into a jarring jumpscare of arbitrary volume, tone, and content

"Oh hey a new Twitch DJ, I wonder what music they're playing..."

"FUCK YOU IT'S TOYOTATHON TIME"

"uhh fuck you right back toyota"

Just finished re-reading Neuromancer. Man that's weirdly cozy reading now - and I almost forgot how much other efforts like Cyberpunk 2077 lifted from it with barely an effort at filing off the serial numbers

I think I originally read Neuromancer in junior high, then again in college, and then again about 10 years ago. Weird to think what references it took me this long to understand at all

@aetataureate If you like cozy fantasy, universal basic income, and hopecore - and are down for 900 pages - try The Hands of the Emperor by Victoria Goddard

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New Years is weird having grown up near the East coast US and now living on the West coast US.

All the stuff is over so early and all that's left is weird Las Vegas NYE. I'm surprised that California, home of Hollywood, doesn't have a bit to say about that

Celebrating NYE by upgrading the OS on my gamedads muos.dev/release/current/awban

Cat food

A meal I started preparing for Catsby every night this year: wet food topped with churu treat topped with liquid medication.

Last winter, he stopped eating normally and lost a ton of weight. The vet prescribed some meds. He wouldn’t take them just as-is, but he’d lap them right up when mixed with churu.

He started eating more and put on weight. I wanted him to eat even more, so i gave him his beloved wet food under the medicated churu.

So now, unless I have this exact meal prepared every night by 9pm, Catsby registers many complaints.

What’s worse is that his lil bro Cosmo has caught on and expects a similar meal, because they eat together…

It’s a good thing they’re very cute

I would like to build a drone that seeks out people who launch fireworks and drops fat biodegradable bags of dog poo on them.

Like... "(bang) ooh! (boom) ahh! (whizzzz) eugh!"

First resolution for the next year: Remembering that the abyss is for staring and the void is for screaming

@europe @cgsines Yeah, unfortunately, most forms of cosmic absence tend to redirect streams of urine back to their source

Elon Musk is arguably the weirdest Mastodon instance sysop

@MLE_online Got some alcohol wipes in mine and they've come incredibly in handy

2025/01/02