It's super amusing to me that one of the last notifications I regularly get from Facebook is when my cousin - whom I haven't seen in years - sends out a message blast to all her contacts with an update about her adult toy MLM business activity. (I guess she's doing really well at it, good for her)

The only thing I've gotten more conservative about as I've gotten older is whether I can climb a tree or jump down from a ladder. Everything else, I'm like fuck yeah, give people what they need and leave them alone otherwise. Mind your own business unless you're helping.

@kevinspencer Alas, we no longer have the bones of gummy bears