@Alairthephoenix Mostly just rolled oats, but steel cut occasionally for a treat!

Watching #CriticalRole live for a rare change. I usually listen to it at 2-3x speed as a podcast.

So weird to hear the theme song at normal speed

@socketwench Speaking of load bearing, a thing I hadn't thought of until YouTube threw it at me: a CNC machine made from a 3D printed shell tied together with threaded rods and filled with concrete.

I was like, huh, that isn't moving and I'd hate to stub my toe on it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8t82OQXefM

@maddiefuzz @Wrewdison @thegibson I :heart: my espresso machine

It's funny because I started on a coffee snob journey, then came out of the rabbit hole and lost interest in most of the fiddly minutiae and gadgetry.

But, I can at least reliably slap together a few not-entirely-terrible double shots a day to feed the habit.

Just saw a tiktok shilling Dude Wipes and my first thought was: My dude, get yourself a bidet and take a firm hot jet of water to your stink-eye like a real man

@borup @lordbowlich @maddiefuzz @Wrewdison @thegibson mmm coffee

@jordan FIVE FOCUSED JETS OF SKIDMARK ELIMINATION SO POWERFUL YOU COULD POWER WASH YOUR DRIVEWAY

All this talk of coffee and my wife just texted me from across the hall from her office to invite me on a walk for coffee. It's kismet. I got a latte and a pistachio rose croissant.

(this is a big deal, because we're both hermits and we never leave the house, especially not during the workday)

Hmm, I've still been procrastinating my "Move slow and fix things" tattoo but now I'm also tempted by a "Fix your hearts or die" tattoo. Maybe one on each shoulder

@Lana omg :bloblaugh: "Tasha Yarr - Black pudding"

@tim_lavoie Heh, yeah, a heated Toto Washlet bidet seat was a mid-pandemic-lockdown thing we splurged on and we've had no ragrets about it at all