Homeowner problems: Really annoyed with dog walkers in my neighborhood.

Trash gets collected every 2 weeks. Dog walkers throw dog crap bags in my empty trash bin on trash day, after it's been collected.

So, I get to keep dog crap in my trash bin, cooking in the sun, for 2 weeks, every 2 weeks.

I have daydreams of setting up elaborate snares where I spring load the trash bin to fling the bags back out at them

Once upon a time, I got into a flamewar with dog owners on Nextdoor about this. I deleted my account to prevent myself from continuing to flame

But seriously, take your dang poop bags home to your own trash, ya filthy animals

Oh, and what's especially lovely: They use these biodegradable bags for poop. They biodegrade in my trash can, so I just have poop.

@kattni alas, i think my feet are bigger than the print bed

and me i eat dust

Lord Butterscotch has been home for a full day or so and remains a bit surly & disgruntled

I gotta check to be sure, but I think the Nest thermostat that came with our house is about to be obsoleted.

Whatever we get as a replacement most certainly won't be another Nest. Ideally, it'd be something that works off our LAN and talks to Home Assistant without the cloud involved.

theverge.com/news/656332/googl

alcohol

@Jetengineweasel Right?! I love fernet and I actually like malort too! I see all these videos of folks retching and I'm like did you imbibe battery acid?

@jrconlin As a sicko, I'm almost tempted to just build my own, since I've seen a few projects using networked microcontroller boards (e.g. ESP32) that I've played with for other stuff around the house

@zach ooh, that's interesting! (even if installing an ssh server on a thermostat twists my melon a bit)

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@internetsdairy @2legged Yeah, I've seen that a bunch, folks on that side only seem to think it goes one way. Suggesting otherwise results in brains going POING and springs flying out

@jrconlin Yeah, there's that too. and warranties and someone to yell and and etc. I just wish everything smart didn't mean "your house loops out to our data center for 18 months and thereafter you own a brick"

@JessTheUnstill @nhamiel I see folks saying he's forgotten who his customers are - except his customers are investors and users are just semi-fungible behavioral units in need of influence optimization.

If you build it, they will come and generate metrics data points for your dashboards that hopefully please stakeholders

@kusuriya I've been warily circling the notion of getting one of those. Half my excuse would be to have a new widget to play with and a new project for my printer 😅

@kf omg, we were just picking up dinner last night and I wished I'd had a dust buster or something to just wave through the air and scoop them up

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I love vinyl DJs on Twitch!

I keep kind of waiting for Twitch and/or the music industry to kill the whole livestreaming DJ scene, but it hasn't quite happened yet

mixcloud.com/raquel-bruno/post

I actually kinda really like the idea of the Slate pickup truck. That minimal dashboard looks almost heavenly. Except, we already just bought a car

arstechnica.com/cars/2025/04/a

2025/04/26