"Windows Notepad App Remote Code Execution Vulnerability"

That's it: I'm going back to AppleWorks, on my Apple IIe.

https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

Oh noooo: "Ah, a proud assitarian. The diet where 'eating' means finding foods that slide comfortably up the back door. Bold choice. I respect the commitment to this... unique nutritional philosophy."

https://www.404media.co/rfk-jrs-nutrition-chatbot-recommends-best-foods-to-insert-into-your-rectum/

Also: I feel like this has meme & sticker potential

omg, the "Use AI to get real answers about real food" bot on realfood.gov really is just Grok :blobSmileSweating: Like, it isn't even loaded up with realfood.gov content in even the vaguest wave toward context.

@jgarber I think that new one could be the new "for rectal use only" sticker

Damn it: I think Expatriate, our most favorite bar in Portland, has closed. #pdx https://www.reddit.com/r/Portland/comments/1r1kb30/expatriate_is_closed/

Actually really sad about this, since it was one of the few places we'd found in good walking distance with a vibe that managed to get us out of the house on a regular basis. There are probably other places, but expeditions are hard