Sweet merciful crap: We've been at the vet so often recently that the girl's phone has helpfully started offering daily commuting advice.

We lost a cat. We adopted a cat. Another cat just vomited what looks like blood.

As for me, because I almost literally have rocks in my head, I woke up a few days ago with the return of vertigo that I'd managed to keep clear of for almost 18 months. Now I need to do weird flip-flops in bed to try to rearrange my inner ear goo

I would like a long vacation where everyone is healthy and nothing is wrong for a little while.

At least Cosmo is happy. We've gone through 8 different varieties of food with the new cat (Ms. Biscuits) and he's happily eaten all the ones she rejected.

We have a new cat, BTW. Her name is Adora Biscuits, Ms. Biscuits if you're nasty. This is her full name. #cats

@vi_zzyzx She is rather tiny compared to the boy cats, only like 8lbs or something compared to their 12lbs.

We were worried we might be snatching up another pet too soon, but a trip to the humane society doomed us

@vi_zzyzx Yeah, as a homeowner, I almost insisted we leave with a pair of kittens too 😅