Miss Biscuits takes good care of Catsby, and he's mostly pleased about it #cats

Woke up from a dream where humans started metabolizing microplastics to become Lego people

"So, what are your holiday plans?"

"I intend to be placed into a medically-induced coma for the next 6 months to a year."

"Whoa, really?"

"Well, that's my intention. Practically speaking, I'll probably just stay home on the couch and eat a lot of carbs for the next couple of weeks."

@brouhaha Eh, it kinda just was? Could have been worse?