A cool thing about my latest blog post is that my new mixtapes site is working as an embedded playlist widget thingy! It's a short playlist, but it's a new thingy! https://blog.lmorchard.com/2026/07/31/w31/#miscellanea

Now I just have to, like, you know, make more mixtapes

@insom Yeah, you just have to listen to the originals and imagine them played by a brass band, a few of whom I think were dressed as unicorns or clowns?

The internet has brought me this image, now I share it like an infection

https://www.etsy.com/listing/4541232623/butthole-sunning-hot-dog-in-the-sun

@tithonium sorry

if it makes anyone feel any better, i also texted this to my wife

Shower thought: An online social network for groaning. Not, like, happy groaning. Just wordless unhappy groaning. Maybe accompanied by inarticulate hand motions and inexpressive facial expressions.

I think I might have invented a social network for Frankenstein's Monsters. Not, like, the monster from the book, but the one from all the popular media.

@intransitivelie consider the seahorse

@run_atalanta @intransitivelie I commented about seahorses before I saw this toot :thinknyan:

Also the social network for all Middle-Aged Folks Getting Up From a Seated Position

@phooky ee eeee e eeeeeee eee eeee eeeeee

Heh, now I'm really getting somewhere in Fallen London (most of this came from Writing a Novel)