Used a Product on my hair today that smells Incorrect and now I want to self-administer a Silkwood Shower but I'm not sure I have time between meetings. 😮💨
RE: https://mastodon.social/@anon_opin/117105761098354924
oh you sweet summer child
Ctrl C and Ctrl V is the pinnacle of human achievement. Insanely useful, free, and something even the wankers running tech firms can't fuck up.
@mathowie "recovery from unusual events much easier in the future" Hah - once, I pulled a muscle rolling over in bed. That was kind of a wake-up call to start doing core work. Similar experience after starting that: a lot of things surprisingly don't leave me sore any more. Or, at least, not wrecked.
RE: https://mastodon.social/@CatsOfYore/117112578494489052
I bet this guy sat down in his 20s but that cat just hasn't gotten up since then
Get a load of this guy. Real photo postcard from my collection, no date/info.
@xgranade "I can't believe it's not music" :blobSmileSweating:
We have fruit trees on the street around our house. We don't eat a lot of fruit, so mostly it falls on the sidewalk and it's just a late-summer cleanup chore.
Sometimes folks come by and pick it and they seem furtive - but if I see them I give a big thumbs up. Sometimes they come back with ladders and friends.
Collected some plums this weekend, for a change. Pretty tasty. Cleaned them, chopped them, stuck them in a jar with sugar. Going to try making a shrub. Maybe infuse some vodka or gin?
Sometimes stuff like this makes me think I want to stop doing what I do for a living and just make stuff instead. But, then, I probably wouldn't have a house with fruit trees and a workshop to make things anymore.
@jalefkowit i think the real washington would club him on the head and take his dentures